March 2010
Because I cannot be bothered going to bed yet.
Ten Random Facts About Me;
1. I genuinely love tennis.
2. I am unemployed and it’s starting to become an issue.
3. I’m American, but have sadly lost my accent.
4. I fucking love conspiracy theories.
5. I pretend I’m funny, really I’m just constantly quoting Seth Rogen or Paul Rudd movies.
6. I’ve been vegetarian for a year on Tuesday.
7. I probably walk faster than you.
8. Ted Bundy; I totally would.
9. I really, really, really love beards, more than most things.
10. I’m in a fake band.
Nine Wishes;
1. To pass the first year of my HND
2. To go to America all summer without bankrupting myself
3. That I had some cake right about now. With ice cream.
4. That my hair was either still blue or much blonder.
5. I could speak French.
6. I lived in Brighton.
7. The Matches get back together.
8. Bill Hicks was still alive.
9. I had a job.
Eight Things Currently Near Me;
1. Juice
2. Liquorice skins.
3. A lighter
4. Tobacco
5. My phone
6. Ashtray
7. Another ashtray
8. Black Books dvd
Seven Things That I Always Carry With Me;
1. Phone
2. Smoking necessities
3. Essential makeup
4. Purse
5. Keys
6. Passport
7. that’s all.
Six Things That I Do On A Daily Basis;
1. Check Facebook sadly
2. Morning tea and cigarette, routinely.
3. Talk to Gillian
4. Worry about money/college
5. Listen to Alkaline Trio
6. Watch Scrubs
Five Addictions;
1. Facebook
2. Smoking
3. Tea
4. Music
5. Beards
Four Current Thoughts;
1. I should go to bed
2. Good god, Jamie T is perfect.
3. Whether I should go home on Tuesday or wait until Thursday
4. What the fuck should I do for my graded unit
Three Words To Describe Yourself;
1. (very) Laid-back
2. (yet) Obsessive
3. (too) Polite
Two Inside Jokes;
1. BEST BLOWJOB EVERRRRRRR!
2. AAYA
One Confession Or Secret;
1. oh Tumblr, I don’t quite know you well enough for that yet.
February 2010
“Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?” —Role Models, again.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?” —Role Models, again.
“Wheeler: Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don’t, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It’s the ultimate race against the clock.
Augie Farks: Why are you telling me this?
Wheeler: Why would I not?” —Role Models
Augie Farks: Why are you telling me this?
Wheeler: Why would I not?” —Role Models
INDICATE MAGAZINE ISSUE #4 →
indicatemagazine.co.uk
The fourth issue of independent Glasgow magazine ‘INDICATE’ is now out!
French Flag →
frenchflag.tumblr.com
So on this account, I pretty much just steal other people’s posts and quote silly songs and movies.
French Flag has gotten 8 or 9 new followers just today, so I’m probably going to stick to what apparently I do best. Might still post little things on here, but please, if you follow me on here then go over to French Flag and follow that too/instead.
It’s very good, y’know.
“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”
—Fight Club
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