Ten Random Facts About Me;
1. I genuinely love tennis.
2. I am unemployed and it’s starting to become an issue.
3. I’m American, but have sadly lost my accent.
4. I fucking love conspiracy theories.
5. I pretend I’m funny, really I’m just constantly quoting Seth Rogen or Paul Rudd movies.
6. I’ve been vegetarian for a year on Tuesday.
7. I probably walk faster than you.
8. Ted Bundy; I totally would.
9. I really, really, really love beards, more than most things.
10. I’m in a fake band.
1. To pass the first year of my HND
2. To go to America all summer without bankrupting myself
3. That I had some cake right about now. With ice cream.
4. That my hair was either still blue or much blonder.
5. I could speak French.
6. I lived in Brighton.
7. The Matches get back together.
8. Bill Hicks was still alive.
9. I had a job.
Eight Things Currently Near Me;
2. Liquorice skins.
3. A lighter
5. My phone
7. Another ashtray
8. Black Books dvd
Seven Things That I Always Carry With Me;
2. Smoking necessities
3. Essential makeup
7. that’s all.
Six Things That I Do On A Daily Basis;
1. Check Facebook sadly
2. Morning tea and cigarette, routinely.
3. Talk to Gillian
4. Worry about money/college
5. Listen to Alkaline Trio
6. Watch Scrubs
Four Current Thoughts;
1. I should go to bed
2. Good god, Jamie T is perfect.
3. Whether I should go home on Tuesday or wait until Thursday
4. What the fuck should I do for my graded unit
Three Words To Describe Yourself;
1. (very) Laid-back
2. (yet) Obsessive
3. (too) Polite
Two Inside Jokes;
1. BEST BLOWJOB EVERRRRRRR!
One Confession Or Secret;
1. oh Tumblr, I don’t quite know you well enough for that yet.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?” —Role Models, again.
Augie Farks: Why are you telling me this?
Wheeler: Why would I not?” —Role Models