THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM ARE PLAYING BOSTON WHEN I'M...
YOU GUUUUUUUYSSSS!!! EDIT: NEVERMIND YOU GUYS IT’S SOLD OUT.
Having an unusually negative body image day
[[MORE]] I just stared at myself in the mirror, twisting my head and shrugging, glaring at how undefined and stocky my neck looks. The part I specifically was hating was the join from the bottom of my neck to my shoulders. So I Googled some red carpet images of various beautiful women and oh look, they all have those. It’s just those muscles that are holding my head up. Get a grip.
Does anyone know someone with a spare ticket for...
Make that two spare tickets?
Looks like I didn't get an interview for the job I...
I think alcohol and I
need to stop seeing each other for a while. Again. It’s begun to just instantly make me feel gross and sleepy. It makes me feel sick when I know I haven’t drank enough of it to be sick, it’s like my stomach is just saying ‘No more please, order some juice.’
Why has the opposite of a mircowave not been...
existenceisfutile: I’m sitting here with half a tub of melted tepid Phish Food and I want it to be frozen again right now so I can eat it. Someone invent this please. GILLIAN AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS.
I’ve watched 22 episodes of this show waiting for these two to hook up and it lasted about 5 seconds. Booooooooooooooo.
[[MORE]] I think I’m going to have to start a new secret blog called lamethingschristinawantstogoonandonaboutthatarereallylame.tumblr.com because I don’t want to write it all on here. Either that or return to the ol’ Dear Diary.
Discussing mum chats with a friend and she says,
“Mums are completely predictable. I basically told my mum [X] and I see each other for sex & mind games and she will not be meeting him under any circumstance, and she’s still thrilled. Because I’m not a lesbian. And that’s what matters.” Accurate.